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Bin Ladens previous job. If bush was Islamic.
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Subject: Thankful
I am thankful for the husband who complains when his dinner is not on time,
because he is home with me, not with someone else.
For the mess to clean after a party, because it means that have been surrounded by friends.
For the clothes that fit a little too snug, because it means I have enough to eat.
For my shadow that watches me work, because it means I am out in the sunshine.
For a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and gutters that
need fixing, because it means I have a home.
For all the complaining I hear about the government, because it means that we have freedom of speech.
For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot, because it
means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with transportation.
For my huge heating bill, because it means I am warm.
For the lady behind me in church that sings off key, because it means that i can hear.
For the pile of laundry and ironing, because it means I have clothes to wear.
For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day, because it means I have been capable
of working hard.
For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours, because it means that I am alive.
And finally.......for too much e-mail, because it means I have friends who
are thinking me.
click on picture to find the "lost puppy"
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Every Word is True!!!!
Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports
that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop
on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports
indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise
up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when
they are doing their dirty business.
I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information
from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose
cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose
wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who
knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a
friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker
who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in
the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that weare
going to be attacked.
So it must be true
LOLOL